Por juanramonh, publicado el 15-08-2009 a las 15:59

Los Humanos según los Rabbids

Los conejitos de Ubisoft nos ha hecho una biografía sobre como nos ven.

Ubisoft nos ha enviado una nota de prensa muy curiosa, en ella nos explican como los Rabbids han hecho una biografía personal de lo que es para ellos un humano. Como siempre está llena de humor, y es que estos conejitos nunca se dan por vencidos.

Nota de Prensa (En Inglés)

Enter the killjoys: RGH, anti-Rabbid characters who just don’t know how to have a good time—and who are obnoxious enough to think you shouldn’t either… 

Meet the Humans (background):

Poor neurotic humans trying to keep it together with their silly rules and regulations! Obsessed with cleanliness, order, security, propriety, uniformity and any other “ity” you can think of…

The humans march to the same tune, hide behind their occupations and follow protocol to give their lives structure and meaning… Then they shop ‘til they drop; accumulating more stuff than they could possibly ever need! 

Humans have lost touch with their emotions, their bodies and how great it feels to unleash their inner Rabbid!

Personality:

- The humans are afraid of their own shadows.
- They are even more afraid of those mess-making Raving Rabbids and their asinine antics!
- To make matters worse, the Rabbids have begun stealing all of the stuff that the humans have worked so hard for… OMG! Rabbids Go Home!

Physical Traits:

Big heads, due to too much thinking, sit atop skinny bodies, which the humans have forgotten how to use properly.

Character Traits:

- Hyper-rational, uptight and inhibited.
- Flee conflict at all costs!
- Having Stuff makes them feel better